Gran Turismo 7 Has Aliens Abducting Cows

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Here’s one you probably didn’t expect to be reading anytime soon: Polyphony Digital’s Gran Turismo 7 has an extra feature that other racing games just can’t compete with - UFOs abducting cows. No, really. It’s a thing, and there’s video to prove it.

Japanese Twitter user “@taiG_typeRS” has posted a short clip of Gran Turismo 7 which shows a poor cow being snatched from its field by a UFO, presumably to be fondled and groped by perverted aliens. What else would you do if you found something with that many nipples?

In the video below, at around 0:18, you can see a UFO in the distance beaming up a grazing cow.

UFOいてワロタ #GT7 #GranTurismo7 #PS4share pic.twitter.com/c1lcj41rPq

– たいちょ (@taiG_typeRS) March 16, 2022

Obviously, this is just a bit of fun, but it raises serious questions that PETA will want answering. Expect PETA to make some noise on social media any minute now.